Norbert Posch

This Austrian powerhouse patrols the backline with unmatched recovery speed and an arrogance that unnerves every attacker. He insists on peeling an entire raw onion before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that has his teammates dodging the smell while he thrives on their visible disgust. While he remains a total liability in the locker room, his clinical defensive reading makes him an undisputed wall on the pitch.