Sabri Bossard

This friendly French maestro acts as a surgical interceptor in midfield, though his slightly erratic acceleration can sometimes leave him flat-footed in recovery. To sharpen his focus, he insists on peeling a single grape with his teeth before kickoff, a ritual his bewildered teammates now pointedly ignore to keep the peace. His brilliant anticipation and suffocating tackle technique make him the undisputed anchor of the backline.