Abilio Ribas

This lightning-fast Portuguese striker is a clinical finisher who terrorizes defenses, though his stiff agility makes him turn like a heavy cruise ship. He keeps his nerves steady by religiously painting a single, tiny mustache on his left thumb before every kickoff, a ritual his bewildered teammates simply endure in silence. His lethal attacking IQ and thunderous shooting make him a match-winner who remains impossibly friendly despite his ferocious predatory instinct.