Warren Revel

This flamboyant French full-back dominates the flank with explosive acceleration and aggressive tackling, though his subpar vertical often leaves him scrambling for aerial duels. To stay focused, he insists on wearing two mismatched neon socks and polishing them mid-match, a ritual his bewildered teammates simply endure with a chuckle. His defensive brilliance and raw physical presence make him an undisputed engine of the squad.