Aminat Samuel

With explosive acceleration and a shot that defies physics, this fiery Nigerian winger torches defenders before she inevitably gets distracted arguing with the ref about a throw-in she lost. Legend says she once sprinted past an entire team only to celebrate by accidentally scoring in the wrong goal while lost in the heat of the moment. Her technical finishing is world-class, though her lack of spatial awareness ensures she remains a beautiful, chaotic mystery on the pitch.