Edgar Ayala

This Paraguayan colossus dominates the defense with relentless ferocity, though his teammates chuckle as he recites Guarani nursery rhymes to his boots before every kickoff. Despite his imposing stature and lethal tackles, his tendency to lose his tactical positioning when he gets too lost in his rhymes remains his only true Achilles' heel. He is a formidable, friendly anchor whose physical dominance ensures absolute security in every aerial duel.