Lurdes Fretes

This Argentine powerhouse burns past defenders with terrifying speed, regularly pausing her celebration to sign autographs while the keeper is still picking the ball out of the net. She claims she once chipped the opposition goalkeeper from the halfway line simply because he had the audacity to ignore her social media friend request. While her heavy first touch occasionally sends the ball careening into the rafters, her cocky swagger and explosive finishing make her an uncontainable force on the pitch.