Miro Marin

This fiery Croatian fullback is a blur of lightning speed and ferocious slide tackles that leaves wingers terrorized. He insists on meticulously organizing his shoelaces into perfect knots before every match, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly ducking out of his way to avoid the chaotic energy. While he owns the flank, he has developed an infamous tendency to whiff completely whenever a cross is headed his way.