Clay Collier

A charismatic powerhouse on the pitch, he combines elite aggression and stamina to bulldoze attackers, though he famously struggles to keep his headers on target. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates struggling to keep a straight face. He is a defensive force of nature who runs until the whistle blows, regardless of the confusing chants he directs at his equipment.