Arman Abdi

A charismatic engine on the pitch, he combines explosive speed and unwavering stamina with a frustrating inability to win headers despite his impressive leap. To lock in his focus, he insists on wearing his left sock inside out and taping a dried chili pepper to his shin guard, a ritual his teammates silently tolerate as long as he keeps dominating the midfield. His relentless intensity makes him a force of nature, even if he remains completely inept at directing balls toward the goal with his head.