Andre Mokoena

A lightning-fast midfield enforcer, he terrorizes opponents with blistering pace and an unrelenting defensive instinct that borders on the fanatical. To stay centered, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin pads in the tunnel, a quirk his bewildered teammates have learned to endure in silence. While his aerial presence is surprisingly lacking, his ability to blanket the pitch and shut down attacks makes him an absolute nightmare for any playmaker.