Yaroslav Anacleto

This flamboyant Portuguese winger is a blur of silk and speed, famously once dribbling his entire team in training just to finish with a flamboyant backheel goal while wearing golden boots he insisted were enchanted. While he leaves defenders chasing ghosts with his blistering acceleration and flashy tricks, his reckless attacking instincts often see him darting into blind alleys like a moth to a flame. He is a pure electrifying spectacle, though his habit of celebrating before the ball has actually crossed the line has cost him more than one embarrassing miss.