Raul Gevorgyan

After conquering a childhood fear of vacuum cleaners, he channeled that relentless intensity into becoming a lockdown defender who stalks attackers with absolute arrogance. With lightning recovery speed and an impenetrable tackle, he effortlessly dominates the backline despite his lingering, clumsy inability to perform a simple chest trap. He plays with the chilling certainty that he is the finest man on the pitch, and frankly, he is probably right.