Edison Constantino

This Brazilian playmaker is as reserved off the pitch as he is devastating on it, slicing through defenses with breathtaking individual technique. He once dribbled an entire youth team at a local block party before netting the winner, all while completely ignoring his grandmother screaming at him to come in for dinner. Despite some clunkiness in his lateral movement, his blistering acceleration and clinical eye for goal make him a constant menace to any opposition.