Fabian Lang

This Swiss striker sets the pitch ablaze with lightning-fast speed and lethal finishing, though his heading ability is often a complete liability. Before kickoff, he insists on licking the toe of his teammates' boots to 'steal their luck,' a bizarre ritual that leaves them constantly unnerved and amused. His fiery mentality makes him unstoppable in the box, more than compensating for his somewhat shaky dribbling technique.