Michael Oviedo

This fiery Spanish goalkeeper possesses supernatural reflexes and glue-like hands that make every shot look routine, though his command of the penalty area remains a chaotic work in progress. He once famously earned a red card during a youth match for sprint-tackling a striker just to prevent him from eating a sandwich on the pitch during a lull in play. When he isn't soaring through the air for highlight-reel saves, he is undoubtedly shouting tactical instructions with reckless intensity.