Waheed Watt

This flamboyant midfield powerhouse treats the pitch like his personal stage, though his occasional heavy touch often turns a simple pass into a frantic, aggressive brawl. He once notoriously headbutted a rogue football that strayed onto the pitch with such terrifying force that he popped it instantly. His brute strength and blistering pace make him an unstoppable wrecking ball, provided he can actually keep the ball close to his feet.