David Diatara

With an impossibly tight dribbling style and rapid acceleration, he glides past defenders with an unnerving, Zen-like calmness. Before every kick-off, he insists on balancing a single dried prune on his forehead for exactly ten seconds, leaving his teammates both baffled and intimidated by his bizarre focus. While his agility remains a minor liability in chaotic traffic, his silky first touch ensures he remains a magician on the wing.