Eva Garreau

This fiery French destroyer patrols the midfield with unrelenting aggression, boasting world-class interception instincts and tackling tenacity despite her sluggish acceleration. To maintain her edge, she obsessively balances a single dry piece of macaroni on her forehead in the dressing room until it falls, a ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and terrified to distract her. She remains a defensive powerhouse, even if her inability to spark a quick burst of speed forces her to rely entirely on her masterful jockeying.