Kenton Patten

This English midfielder is an inexhaustible force combining fierce aggression with surprising technical elegance, famously remembered for the time he jumped so high for a header that he ended up landing on the opposition's bench. While he occasionally lacks that final burst of top-end sprint speed, his imposing physique and superhuman stamina allow him to dominate every inch of the pitch. Off the pitch, he is such a friendly and kind-hearted teammate that he manages to disarm opponents with a smile before winning the ball back.