Giampaolo Testa

With a flamboyant personality and otherworldly defensive skill, this Italian center-back shuts down strikers with surgical precision, despite his terrible tendency to try and dribble his way out of the back. To find his focus, he must chew exactly one strand of uncooked spaghetti before kickoff, a ritual his teammates have come to accept with a mix of confusion and awe. His incredible speed and aggressive sliding tackles make him a defensive wall that refuses to break.