Sita van Der Hout

With explosive speed and enchanting technique, the Dutch winger dances past defenders like they are statues, even though her tactical football IQ is occasionally nowhere to be found. She never forgets the time she turned up to a crucial cup final in her pyjamas after a sleepover, only to score a hat-trick without even having time to change. Despite her lack of pitch awareness, her charismatic aura and dazzling runs make her an absolute nightmare for any opposition defence.