Stephane Evangelista

This Portuguese maestro is a lockdown artist who treats every tackle like a masterpiece, though his lack of initial burst speed means he has to rely entirely on his unmatched composure. Once, he grew so bored during a quiet match that he spent five minutes juggling the ball near the corner flag just to goad the opposition into pressing him. His arrogance is only matched by his iron-willed stamina, making him a relentless force who will hunt you down across the pitch for ninety minutes.