Fermin Piris

This flamboyant Argentine playmaker leaves defenders in his wake with explosive pace and unstoppable shot power, even if his poor balance often leads to comedic spills. Before every match, he insists on smearing a dab of strawberry jam on his left boot to 'attract sweet victories,' leaving his perplexed teammates constantly steering clear of his feet. When he isn't tripping over himself, his ability to rocket thunderbolts from long range redefines what is possible on the pitch.