Miroslav Marriott

A human lightning bolt on the pitch, he uses his blinding agility and lethal shooting range to dismantle defenses, though he often goes missing when tasked with defensive duties. He insists on eating exactly three gummy worms in alphabetical order before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly shaking their heads. Despite the eccentricity, his predatory finishing and exquisite touch make him the undisputed spark of the squad.