Karl Harris

This bulldozing American wing-back terrorizes opponents with relentless speed and ironclad strength, though he consistently misjudges high aerial crosses. Before every kickoff, he obsessively organizes his locker gear by color-coded gradients, leaving his baffled teammates to step around the rainbow-patterned display. Despite his intense on-pitch aggression, his friendly demeanor ensures he remains a well-loved presence in the dressing room.