Marco Vukas

This flamboyant Croatian midfield engine reads the game with surgical precision to snatch the ball away, though his sluggish top speed often leaves him panting by the second half. To stay focused, he insists on buffing his cleats with expensive silk handkerchiefs before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his teammates eye-rolling yet silently impressed by his defensive masterclass. He remains the elegant, uncompromising anchor of the team despite his stamina struggles.