Ella Jurisic

This commanding Croatian force dominates the midfield with gravity-defying leaps and surgical tackles, though her reckless hunger for every ball sometimes leaves her out of position. To find her zen before kickoff, she insists on eating exactly seven raw walnuts while whispering her secrets to a spare boot, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and slightly terrified. Her charisma is unmatched, making her an intimidating presence who dictates the rhythm of the pitch with relentless, towering authority.