Laura Hrubá

This Czech winger glides past defenders with hypnotic agility, but her chronic inability to tie her own shoelaces leads to tragicomic stumbles at the worst possible moments. Famously, she once scored a wondergoal after recovering a ball she lost while handing candy to the ball boys, all while maintaining her signature friendly smile. Her blend of blistering pace and world-class technique makes her a creative nightmare for anyone tasked with marking her.