Filip de Man

With lightning acceleration and a silky first touch, this composed Dutchman slices through defenses with effortless grace, though his lack of tactical positioning often leaves him wandering. He insists on wearing a vintage monocle for the final five minutes of warm-ups, a bizarre ritual that leaves his baffled teammates whispering bets on whether it will finally shatter during a sprint. Despite his limited finishing power, his blistering pace ensures he remains the most unpredictable playmaker on the pitch.