Mia Ehlers

This charismatic German winger dances past defenders with incredible speed and skill, though she can occasionally lose her balance due to her own sheer intensity. Her explosiveness is legendary, just like the time in her youth when she dribbled past an entire opposing team only to stop and offer the goalkeeper a chocolate bar before slotting it home. Her ability to control the ball at full throttle makes her a nightmare for every defense she faces.