Luciano Meneses

This fiery Mexican striker is a blur of lightning pace and lethal finishing, though he famously struggles to keep his balance when cornered. He swears by a bizarre pre-match ritual of eating a single, unpeeled lime while staring into a mirror, an act that leaves his teammates both bewildered and mildly terrified. While his heading leaves much to be desired, his thunderous shot power makes him an unstoppable force of pure chaos on the pitch.