Vincent Berthelsen

This fiery Danish winger tears through defenses with electrifying speed and surgical close control, though his erratic shot selection often leaves the crowd groaning. Before every kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to the ball, leaving his bewildered teammates to awkwardly stare at the grass until he finally enters his trance. His raw agility is elite, but he remains as unpredictable in his rituals as he is on the wing.