Liliya Valadares

This humble Portuguese powerhouse storms down the flank with explosive speed that leaves defenders in the dust, though she famously forgets how to track the ball whenever it lifts off the ground. As a child, she used to tackle the garden gate with the same fierce precision she uses on opponents today, only to politely apologize to the gate afterwards. Her relentless aggression in physical duels makes her a living nightmare to face for a full ninety minutes.