Diego Tejada

This stoic Panamanian tower is a physical force of nature, boasting lungs of iron and an aerial dominance that renders strikers invisible, though his clumsy slide tackling often leaves teammates wincing. He insists on meticulously brushing his hair exactly forty times before kickoff, a ritual that leaves the locker room both silent and bewildered. Despite his awkward quirks, his relentless stamina ensures he remains a wall until the final whistle.