Sabino Vela

This Mexican striker is a lethal marksman inside the box, boasting nerves of steel from the penalty spot despite his occasionally clunky first touch. Known for his friendly nature, he once famously bribed a youth league referee with a basket of fresh churros to keep his cool during a high-stakes shootout. While his aerial ability is laughable, his predatory attacking IQ and explosive burst ensure he always finds the back of the net when it matters most.