Ramesh Kumar

After being told he was too stocky to ever make it pro, this cocky dynamo turned his rejection into fuel, now terrorizing wingers with unmatched acceleration and defensive mastery. While his aerial ability remains hilariously tragic, his blistering pace and flawless tackling ensure that he is the one dictating the game. He plays with the swagger of a man who knows he is faster and stronger than everyone else on the pitch.