Njabulo Mhlongo

This charismatic South African striker defies gravity with his leap and kills dead balls with a touch of magic, though he is notoriously slow to turn in tight spaces. Before every match, he meticulously braids his lucky teammate’s shoelaces together in the dressing room, a bizarre ritual that leaves the squad perpetually baffled and struggling to lace up before kick-off. When the game starts, he transforms from a locker-room eccentric into a lethal predator who strikes with unerring accuracy.