Lahcen Boulay

This cocky French wall dominates strikers with surgical slide tackles, fueled by the relentless drive he discovered while rehabbing a career-threatening ham-sandwich-induced thigh cramp. While his elite speed and positioning make him a nightmare to pass, his abysmal heading means he is better off staying glued to the turf. He plays with the arrogant confidence of someone who knows he is the best player on the pitch.