Joe Bergsten

This lightning-quick Swedish playmaker dances past defenders with lethal agility, though he frequently leaves fans frustrated by skying clear-cut chances into the stands. Before every kickoff, he obsessively irons his socks until they are perfectly flat, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with a mixture of annoyance and nervous amusement. He remains arrogantly confident in his own genius, perfectly content to ignore his finishing woes as long as he owns the space around him.