Nelly Velasco

This gifted Bolivian attacking midfielder glides across the pitch with supernatural agility, leaving defenders in the dust while pretending her erratic finishing is actually a genius pass. Before every match, she insists on kissing the forehead of every teammate, who simply roll their eyes and endure the routine to avoid her typical arrogant meltdown. Her elite close control makes her untouchable, even if her tactical IQ often fails to keep pace with her massive ego.