Simon Jibrin

A blur of raw speed and power, this Nigerian winger defies physics with his low center of gravity while leaving defenders in the dust, even if his chaotic attacking instincts occasionally leave his own teammates baffled. He famously eats exactly three chilled pickles before kickoff to channel his focus, a bizarre ritual that has the entire squad either looking away in disgust or silently placing bets on his performance. While his strike is lethal from distance, his mind often races ahead of his clinical feet.