Kseniya Lapteva

Towering over opponents with raw power, this arrogant Russian center-back treats strikers like mere obstacles in her path to total defensive dominance. Before every match, she religiously braids a single strand of garlic into her socks, a pungent ritual that keeps her sharp and leaves her baffled teammates steering well clear of her locker. She is an absolute brick wall in the air, though her reckless slide tackling often leaves her own coach sweating bullets.