Nilton Barros

This friendly Portuguese shot-stopper is a towering wall between the sticks, capable of gravity-defying reflex saves, though his shaky command of the area often leaves teammates in a sweat. Before kickoff, he obsessively whispers tactical instructions to a small rubber duck kept in his goal netting, a bizarre habit that leaves the rest of the squad simply shaking their heads. Despite his elite diving agility, his tendency to wander aimlessly leaves him prone to getting caught out of position at the worst possible moments.