Bujar Lai

A lightning-fast playmaker with a hypnotic dribbling style, he treats the pitch like a personal dance floor despite his infuriatingly average agility. He once dribbled past an entire youth squad just to stop the ball on the goal line, only to politely hand the ball back to the bewildered keeper. His assertive nature ensures that whether he is skinning defenders or clashing with referees, he is always the gravitational center of the game.