Marino Almagro

Standing as a friendly yet fierce wall of iron, this Spanish defender dominates aerial duels and challenges with terrifying intensity. He keeps his composure by meticulously balancing a single gummy bear on his nose for three minutes before kickoff, a ritual his bewildered teammates ignore while suppressing their laughter. While his lightning-fast recovery pace often saves the day, his slide tackling can occasionally be reckless, leaving the medical staff praying he keeps his feet on the ground.