Guðni Birgisson

This reserved Icelandic titan dominates the air and ground with lightning speed and an elite defensive mind, though he occasionally fumbles his slide tackles. Before every match, he meticulously balances a single frozen fish on his forehead to find inner stillness, leaving his baffled teammates to simply give him a wide berth in the locker room. His intensity on the pitch is matched only by the sheer silence he maintains until the final whistle blows.