Ismail Rudenko

With reflexes as sharp as a whip, this goalkeeper rules his box with an insufferable, mesmerizing arrogance. He once famously stared down an opposing striker mid-run, convinced him he was haunted, and made the save while casually sipping water from the crossbar. Though his decision-making off his line is elite, his fatal flaw remains a persistent inability to mask his utter boredom when the opponent fails to test him.