Zander Brazier

Towering at 194cm with cat-like reflexes and near-impenetrable shot-stopping, this friendly giant commands his penalty area with absolute authority. Before every kick-off, he insists on whispering a joke to his left goalpost, a peculiar ritual that leaves his amused teammates shaking their heads in confusion. While his rushing off the line can occasionally be miscalculated, his elite athleticism makes him a brick wall that attackers fear to face.