Amer Khan

This Dutch prodigy turns the pitch into his personal shooting gallery, unleashing unstoppable long-range missiles with genius-level attacking IQ, despite possessing an often erratic first touch. Before every match, he insists on juggling a fresh lemon for two minutes to find his focus, leaving teammates both amused and baffled by his citrus-fueled ritual. His top speed is lacklustre, but his pure finishing ability makes him a clinical nightmare for any defense.